As Broadway ticket prices hit amazing new highs in July 2024: Some of our parodies of premium prices

Broadway ticket prices hit a new high ($1400 - that was for EACH ticket) in July 2024.  And that's buying from the box office, not scalpers. 

To either celebrate or commiserate, depending on your point of view, whether you're selling tickets or buying tickets -  

A few of this blog's parodies on the subject of Broadway Premium ticket prices

For Hugh Jackman shows 

“I Raid My Keogh” - parody of “I Go To Rio” from Boy From Oz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPa84ySiryA

For the jukebox musical Bat Out of Hell

“We’re All in the Balcony Now” (parody of “It’s All Coming Back to Me Now”)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smw2Qf3TIR8

For Bette Midler shows - one-person play I’ll Eat You Last and then for Hello Dolly!

“The Gross” (parody to “The Rose”)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3Eu_V0npOA