Thursday, May 20, 2021

Here's the full letter to NYS senators Skoufis, Kaplan and Hoylman about human rights retaliation issues and producers in premium era, as they had a hearing about pricing rules


                          (Update: There are two, not one - Stew's "Passing Strange" was moved to Broadway in 2008 for a commercial run.)

                                                                                  


Dear Senators Skoufis, Kaplan and Hoylman,



It is heartening to read in the recent Forbes article that some of the abuses, like the pricing abuses, by Broadway producers that have come along with premium since it started in 2001 are being looked at, especially as we. are about to start all over again with the same producers.  

I've been looking very closely at Broadway producers abuse of human rights and tactics of consistently "blacklisting" people who raise human rights issues- for an unfortunate human rights retaliation matter involving Broadway producers Jack Viertel and Jennifer Tepper. (People say it's always been like this. It was not. A landlord way of thinking, money-over-humanity approach, can really be seen as taking hold since premium started in 2001, then advanced as only the best 50 seats, but soon became every seat downstairs except the bathroom stalls.)

As far as actors, hiring bias seems under control by Equity involvement. 

But for creatives, it's somehow turned out that Broadway producers overall in the 20 years of premium mindset really have been able to systematically justify show by show the writers and directors of teams they assemble to look like themselves, communicate like themselves, and behave like themselves. It doesn't SEEM insidious with decisions and explanations show by show at all, but with premium as the mindset, Broadway has since 2000 has ONE new musical with any black songwriter, and that one was produced by Oprah Winfrey. Broadway since 2000 had ZERO new black directors of musicals (the only black director being a veteran George Wolfe, and incredibly, he was hired by the producer who has become a pariah, Scott Rudin).  

And thus, no black songwriters or new black directors, a whole generation of black creative talent, have Broadway track records in 20 years, to be considered at all for future shows. (I believe this applies to any human rights "complainers" as well, but here it is so glaring.)
  BUT - it's not that Black creatives hadn't gotten there yet. or overcome yet. They were already there in the Bway community and talent pool, even before civil rights: (rattling off a partial list of the famous songwriters): Langston Hughes, Eubie Blake, Fats Waller, Duke Ellington, Noble Sissle, Paul L Dunbar, Donald Heywood, Will M Cook. But there are a lot who got a chance and just didn't become famous. Being "not like us" was not a barrier to Broadway even before civil rights.
There's at least systemic racism that came along hand in hand with premium,  whether anyone FEELS like they're racist or not.   A show about black people written by an all-white team is, with a white director, let's face it, a white person's show.  And black creatives in the key positions on non-black-specific shows - non-existent. 

 For example, the ONE black songwriter who was ever - since 1990 - on a show that could be called non-black in subject matter mysteriously got replaced about an Asian racial slur on "A Christmas Story," a Chinese restaurant scene with a huge laugh for waiters singing "fa-ra-ra-ra" - replaced by Pasek and Paul who could deal with the racial slur, and went on to an extraordinary career, while the black composer-lyricist Scott Davenport Richards was never given anther NYC opportunity. 


The ONE black director  who was ever - since 1990 - on a musical  that could be called non-black in subject matter  got replaced on the show that became "Smokey Joe'a Cafe" - replaced by Jerry Zaks who went on to an extraordinary career, while the black director Otis Sallid mysteriously was never given another NYC opportunity despite a building pre-1995 Broadway resume on ibdb, and then got erased from the co-creator credit he had negotiated in 1995 for the 2018 revival, while the two white co-creators remained for that revival, even in 2018 when inclusion was in full swing in theater.

In conclusion, I believe whether intentional OR a systemically anti-human rights side effect of business needs of premium, how can this not be investigated now, before the very same crop of producers should be allowed to resume the exact same way they've been doing business since the late 1990s. I believe for my own experience with the producers' very open malicious human rights retaliation as a disabled person that this relates to ALL human rights protected classes, but this is SO obvious and glaring as to the total overlooking of a generation of black songwriters and directors for teams of musicals, where the real Broadway money is. They simply do not  least behave as if  human rights retaliation rules apply to Broadway producers at all!  


Saturday, May 8, 2021

10 years ago - The ads for THE MOTHER WITH THE HAT looked (to some chatters) like the perfect present for Mother's Day!

 The ads 10 years ago for THE MOTHER WITH THE HAT 

looked (to some chatters) like the perfect present for Mother's Day, and it cried out for a song.  

https://youtu.be/1_gG1vJGOFk 

Not a musical, but Sutton Foster was in "Anything Goes" then and her boyfriend Bobby Canavale was in this.

Thursday, May 6, 2021

To mark a "say-what?" Gov. Cuomo Broadway news week that will live in EITHER (a) the lunacy OR (b) the audacity - of unscientific arbitrariness:


To mark a Broadway news week that will live in Covid history as EITHER (a) the lunacy OR (b) the audacity - of Cuomo's arbitrariness: 

Cuomo proclaimed this week we are ready for full theaters in two weeks!  Broadway chooses September, as we put full trust in the same producers who would not close down until required by law and the last penny squeezed out.  [To be fair, they closed at 4 pm March 12 2020, when technically they could have waited until 7  pm]

If it works out, it's just dumb luck, not science.

But: This time, the hospitals will be totally ready. All those people paying premium $600 a ticket to sit maskless (with others having forged Excelsior cards) could be a direct pipeline to the no-waiting premium triage desk at the ER where, if you pay directly, the ventilators are always available. The utter arbitrariness, just seeming based on Memorial Day to Labor Day business concerns, means we feel headed for a revival of a year ago - and since theatergoers who can afford premium seats seem to enjoy revivals: Tune of “Always True To You In My Fashion” - 

Spiffed-up ad for "Air-Kiss Me, Kate" revisal https://youtu.be/LHZDHZrXpA4

MORE CUOMO:  LET'S TRY TO GET HIM THAT TONY NOM TO GO WITH THAT EMMY!

Given that Gov. Cuomo has turned out to be more honored as an award-caliber entertainer than politician, there's a part for him to maybe add a Tony nomination to that Emmy. 


Theater can adjust with revisals that take both inclusion and distancing concerns into account. 

This revisal proposed an inclusive AND socially distant "MY FAR LADY" - For inclusion, Higgins will be nice to Eliza from the first scene, so we're out in 20 minutes with a full Broadway experience - and that would allow at 30% houses, a 30-performance week. 


In "I've Sewn a Costume For Your Face" https://youtu.be/x3RXDyle5sA 


The flower girl is given a mask sewn from flowers at a moment when she's tired of staying in. 


Short shows! Most people just want a night out and hate being away from their email too long. And for rich people, it's more about having seen the hit show the actually seeing it.


Earlier black and white vintage "Air-Kiss Me Kate" video is still 

on the NaftaliML channel named for my dad (who left us Feb. 13 at age 100 plus 5 months) at 

https://youtu.be/Jk7noSqYlYQ 



Saturday, April 17, 2021

Since its what's in theater news - lookback on parody-tributes of Rudin Company shows

Since its what's in theater news - lookback on parody-tributes of Rudin Company shows 


Hello Dolly! - 2017

PUT ON YOUR TONY GOWN. https://youtu.be/hv4JujI26zM



The Music Man - 
TILL WE SEE HUGH.  https://youtu.be/H6p1lzm6Rdc


The Mother— With the Hat - 2011
THE PERFECT GIFT FOR MOTHERS DAY. https://youtu.be/1_gG1vJGOFk


The River - 2014
BOX OFFICE “I GO TO RIO” TRIBUTE  https://youtu.be/x7UReYZx2wI


Fences - 2010
EXTREME REACTION OF $400+ AUDIENCES 
(This was the version from the “Michael and Susan” parody series)
 

The Book of Mormon 2011
KYLE’S MOM FROM “SOUTH PARK” CHEERS TONY NOMS https://youtu.be/rmNU8wCzBfc


The Lehman Trilogy - 
I AM LEHMAN (HELEN REDDY TRIBUTE). https://youtu.be/QEhraD0nwzw


The Testament of Mary - 2013
TESTINESS OF MARY (CAST REPLACEMENT IDEAS) https://youtu.be/SSFtaG74LDc

Thursday, April 15, 2021

Crying Poverty (FROM 2010 about Madoff scandal) - We're already finding sympathy on the web for Ruth Madoff. So before this becomes non-PC...

Defying Gravity Parody FROM 2010 - Coincidentally , this is the first video we did
after the destructive business gaslighting by then-Davenport Theatricals' Jen Tepper and Encores' videographer Jonathan Frank had started, which had them going on and on about until 2018 how the videos
were polluting the internet and how amateurish and wit-free the parodies were and how they look like they were done on free software.  
As if saying that 100 times made that true!  What was their agenda already in 2010?
And Jen and Jonathan kept posting this destruction still in 2018 when Jen Tepper was already a Broadway producer, picking on an unknown writer even under her own Times user comment name "Jen96th."

We're already finding sympathy on the web for Ruth Madoff with Bernie Madoff's passing yesterday. So maybe one more time before this becomes non-PC for a while (as it did for a few months when Bernie Madoff's son passed away, but society got over that)


Crying Poverty (about Madoff scandal) - https://youtu.be/JuoaaxK4rl8 

Special thanks to Stephen Schwartz for generously OK-ing the use of his material from WICKED in this parody! 

(PS. one of the great musical writing teachers;  at ASCAP, he seemed to know our shows better than we did)

Monday, April 5, 2021

Urgent Parody update - Despite a gazillion (rough estimate) similarities with Paul Zindel's play, "Shape of Water" is exonerated. What is the effect on Zindel's screenplay for MAME?

 Urgent Parody update - and if anything can be called a parody emergency, this could be it:  

Despite a gazillion (very rough estimate) coincidental similarities with Paul Zindel's play, "The Shape of Water" is exonerated. 

Does that leave open the possibility that all of Paul Zindel's work is up for grabs!
The one of musical parody concern is his screenplay for MAME - We are springing to action to be first - and dusting the cobwebs off this one, to get to the market first - with our MAME update for Betty White!

"Great Auntie Mame" 

https://youtu.be/ados3loEZBs





Sunday, April 4, 2021

To join the celebration of the 50th birthday of FOLLIES

To join the celebration of the 50th birthday of FOLLIES - 

both of these done by approval and arrangement with then-publisher Carlin America. 


"I'm Still Queer" - This got into Michael Musto's column in 2009, looking at 40 years of musicals. 


Thanks again to Bill Parry, who has done so many Sondheim shows including the boatman in Sunday in the Park with George, and the Mizner brothers' father in Road Show, for performing the vocal.  


And this was a very exclusive sit-down with Henry Miller's Ghost, as the theater he named for himself was rebuilt and renamed the Stephen Sondheim Theatre. As expected, he grumbled through a song or two and lied about himself a little. But in the end, since it was going to be renamed, he did approve of the choice!
"Losing My Sign (I Think About Me)" - rare interview - Ghost of Henry Miller

This had gotten a nice write-up in an NYU course on The History of New York


Happy 50th, FOLLIES!