An ode to a fave mispronunciation of Downton Abbey

This may be the silly first in a silly series - or maybe not.  I've just been enjoying the various ways people have been having fun with the name DOWNTON ABBEY, so I set one of those mis-hearings to music.

"DOWNTOWN ABBY / UPTOWN ANN LANDERS" THEME SONG ON YOUTUBE - music & lyric by me; I tried to put Abby & Ann Landers' faces on the actual Downton Abbey cast, but the result was so pointless that i couldn't justify parodic fair use of the scenes from the show :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7n2P2CIFBM